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October 11, 2001
- bert is evil -
[Update, October 16] I know you're all sick of hearing this, but there
will be no new strip today, as Leigh is Missing In Action. I'm just assuming
he's got anthrax of the anus.
Let it be known that war stirs up some
funny and
bizzare shit.
Now, I knew bin Laden wasn't the nicest guy in the cave, but I didn't know
that he was fraternizing with the evilest of muppets, Bert. In that case,
international law be damned, let's bomb the shit out of Afganistan! But forget
racially profiling arabs, we should be watching out for yellow-skinned
coneheads with only one eyebrow.
So I'm sitting here, trying to write a speech for a wedding, and I'm thinking,
"yo, what the fuck has Gregg done for me recently?"... and then I
remember, "oh yeah: fellatio". Gregg, you treat a nigga good. All I need is
you.
We'll be attending a wedding this weekend, so don't expect your next injection
of online kookyness until next Tuesday. If you just can't wait that
long for an injection,
get yourself a syringe, a belt, and some gatorade. Then shave an area
on your household pet's leg, fasten the belt above the shaved area and... well,
you know the rest. If your pet happens to be a
goose,
send me the pictures.
-Otto
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Today's Quote
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"Freedoms Curtailed In Defense Of Liberty" - The Onion
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