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October 23, 2001
- mogwai -
As I was trimming my sasquatch today, a thought occurred to me: "What if
He-Man solved Fermat's Last Theorem?", I mean wouldn't that just turn this
world ass over teakettle? How would we cope? But then I thought, in times
of strife and inter-dimensional crisis, mankind has always held together,
always managed to cope. We're survivors. No matter what, humankind
will live to fight those Eternian bastards for another day.
We cannot succumb to the cowardly attacks of the evil Eternian soldiers. We
can no longer allow Man-At-Arms to build weapons of mass destruction. We cannot
sit idly by while Stratos delivers messages. We must stop the fear of Ram-Man
that everyone living in brick houses shares. In this effort we must strive to
ensure that collateral damage to Tee-La stays at a minimum. Remember, as we
enter into this troubling age of human history, the Eternians hate our
values. They hate freedom. They must be destroyed. (Except for
Tee-La)
-"Battle Damage" Otto DeFayhe
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Today's Quote
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"Lemon Flavoured Cola"
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